給所有已結婚/或將結婚的朋友

Submitted by saladlam on

背景:叫做"Jones"的宇宙人,被派去地球,調查這個惑星。

Jones:在這個惑星裏,被稱為"鵜"的生物,就算捉到魚,都唔會被容許食下肚。
師傅:要成為出色的師傅要花十年!
師傅:喂!收工!
師傅:喂!回家!
師傅:我回來了!
老婆:人工呢?
師傅:未出wo。
Jones:只不過,住在這個惑星的一部分人,和"鵜"十分相似。

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